News reporter: in a stunning turn of events a crime lord is being sued for ordering the killing of someone who apparently somebody else wanted to kill. The plaintiff, Bruce Wayne, who was foiled in his attempt to kill Joe Chill, who was killed instead by orders of Carmine Falcone, has filed suit against the famed crime lord in the same court where Joe Chill was killed
Bruce's lawyer: Mr Wayne didn't ask Joe Chill to be killed by somebody else, Mr Wayne didn't want Joe Chill to be killed by somebody else and because of Carmine Falcone's "actions" (so called) he'll never be able to kill Joe Chill by himself for the rest of his life
Falcone: Hey i made you grateful!
Bruce: You didn't make me grateful, you ruined my revenge forever, that's what you did!
Falcone: listen you little piece of...!
Falcone's lawyer: My client has no further comments at this time